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  • Liffey Chips
    $9.95
    Our Famous beer battered fish, cut into bite size pieces and served with four dipping sauces. A great way to satisfy your fish craving!
  • Two Fools Irish Nachos | Full
    $11.50
    House made Irish potato chips topped with cheddar, green chile & our Cottage Pie beef
  • Two Fools Irish Nachos | Half
    $7.75
    House made Irish potato chips topped with cheddar, green chile & our Cottage Pie beef
  • Homemade Chips & Salsa
    $4.95
    Made the traditional way, fresh & spicy.
  • Bakers Dozen Wings
    $11.75
    13 chicken wings served with your choice of our house made Guinness BBQ sauce or the same old hot sauce, everyone else has OR-try a combo of both!
  • Macho Nachos
    $10.50
    Crisp tortilla chips layered with black beans, cheese, green chile, tomatoes, lettuce & sour cream with your choice of chicken or beef.
  • $6.95
    Half Order
  • Scotch Eggs
    $7.75
    Two hard boiled eggs wrapped in house made sausage & bread crumbs, cooked to a golden brown & served with pub mustard.
  • Galway Bay Salmon Plate***
    $10.95
    House Made, Irish Whiskey cured, Gravlox Salmon served with a cucumber & caper relish, blue cheese spread, lettuce & house made Irish brown bread.
  • Cashel Blue Cheese Dip
    $8.75
    Served with house made Irish brown bread, & Irish potato chips.
  • Chile Cheese Chips
    $5.95
    Gooey & bad for you! Crispy fries smothered in melted cheese & green chile.
  • Quesadilla
    $7.75
    Shredded cheese, black beans & green chile served with sour cream & guacamole add beef or grilled chicken for a buck!

Salads, Soups, & Stews

  • Homemade Soup of the Day
    $3.95
    with cup
  • Homemade Soup of the Day
    $5.25
    with bowl
  • Salad & Soup
    $5.95
    with cup
  • Salad & Soup
    $7.50
    with bowl
  • Guinness Beef Stew - BOWL
    $8.95
    Tender chunks of sirloin with carrots, celery & potatoes slowly simmered in Guinness & beef stock. Served with a side of house made brown bread
  • Guinness Beef Stew - CUP
    $4.95
    Tender chunks of sirloin with carrots, celery & potatoes slowly simmered in Guinness & beef stock. Served with a side of house made Cup of stew
  • Jester’s Pot Pie
    $10.50
    A not-so traditional chicken pot pie. Slow simmered with chicken carrots, mushrooms, potatoes, peas & green chile topped with a flakey pastry crust.
  • Tavern Salad
    $3.95
    An un-intimidating salad with your choice of the usual dressings.
  • The Kerryman Chopped Salad
    $8.95
    Chopped lettuce, tossed with chicken, avocado, blue cheese, diced tomato, cucumber & bacon in our house mustard dressing.
  • Green Man
    $6.95
    A crisp wedge of iceberg lettuce sprinkled with bacon, scallions, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, served with blue cheese dressing.
  • Original Spin
    $8.95
    Baby spinach leaves, with Black Forest ham, diced tomato, egg, mushrooms, candied walnuts, & diced Swiss cheese served with our house mustard vinaigrette.
  • Cobb Salad - Small
    $6.95
    Crispy lettuce, avocado, grilled chicken, bacon, blue cheese, egg, cucumbers & with your choice of dressing.
  • Cobb Salad - Large
    $9.95
    Crispy lettuce, avocado, grilled chicken, bacon, blue cheese, egg, cucumbers & with your choice of dressing.
  • Whatever Special
    $7.95
    A cup of soup or a tavern salad, with a half sandwich. Pick from Turkey, Pastrami, Ham, or Roast Beef, plus your choice of cheese & bread.

Sandwiches That You Will Like!

  • Paddy O’Malley Melt***
    $9.95
    8oz Fresh hand Formed Harris Ranch All Natural Beef Burger, sautéed sweet onions, 1000 island dressing & Swiss cheese on grilled rye bread.
  • Perky Turkey
    $9.50
    Mesquite smoked all natural turkey breast, Monterey Jack cheese & green chile on fresh baked daily, grilled sourdough bread .
  • Rula Bula Ruben
    $9.50
    Corned beef, Swiss cheese, Franks sauerkraut & 1000 island dressing on grilled rye bread.
  • Killarney Grilled Chicken
    $9.95
    Cage Free all Natural Grilled chicken served with Irish Cheddar & bacon.
  • The Bookmaker
    $9.95
    Thin sliced house made roast beef, served with grilled onions & mushrooms, topped with Irish white cheddar cheese & served with a side of Au Jus.
  • New York Style Pastrami
    $9.95
    All Natural Seasoned Pastrami & Swiss cheese served on really good rye bread.
  • Pub Beef Burger***
    $9.00
    8oz of fresh hand formed Harris Ranch All Natural Beef, Just like mom made, served on asemolina bun. It’s probably not your first burger, so accessorize it how you like..!!
  • Cobb Sandwich
    $8.95
    Mesquite smoked all natural turkey breast, bacon, avocado, blue cheese crumbles, sliced tomato, shredded lettuce, & blue cheese dressing on sourdough bread.
  • Babe in a Bun
    $9.25
    Tender pulled pork simmered in our own Guinness BBQ sauce & topped with ourhome made apple slaw, delicious!
  • Blarney & Blue Burger***
    $9.50
    8oz Fresh All Natural burger seasoned with Cajun Spices & topped with melted blue cheese.
  • Portobello Mushroom Sandwich
    $8.75
    Grilled Portobello Mushroom with roasted peppers, fresh spinach, & Swiss cheese On Baked daily sourdough bread (Can be made Vegan!)
  • Chipotle Black Bean Burger
    $8.60
    A spicy black bean burger grilled, & served on a 9 grain bun. Fix it up as you like.
  • $3.00
    Pile on Your Favourite Toppings 75 Cents Each to any sandwich…Sub Gluten Free Bread

Traditional Favourites

  • Ploughman’s Lunch
    $9.95
    Your choice of meat served with Irish cheddar, tomato chutney, mixed greens, cucumbers, fresh tomato, olives, & house made Irish brown Bread.
  • Cottage Pie - Dinner Size
    $10.50
    Angus beef simmered with onions, carrots, peas, & spices. Topped with whipped potatoes & shredded cheddar cheese.
  • Cottage Pie - Lunch Size
    $8.75
    Angus beef simmered with onions, carrots, peas, & spices. Topped with whipped potatoes & shredded cheddar cheese.
  • The Two Fools Fish & Chips
    $15.50
    Our Award winning recipe begins with Two Pieces of our house ale battered, sustainable, North-Atlantic Haddock, served with chips, Homemade apple coleslaw & tarter sauce.
  • $9.95
    For a lighter fare one piece of fish & chips
  • $7.95
    Extra piece of fish
  • Bangers & Mash
    $10.95
    Two traditional English sausages served over mashed potatoes with a savory Guinness & onion gravy.
  • Guinness Beef Boxty
    $13.50
    Two House made potato pancakes filled with slow simmered Guinness beef stew.
  • $9.50
    For the lighter fare, or lunch, one boxty
  • Corned Beef & Cabbage
    $11.75
    Home cooked corned beef served with a wedge of cabbage, new potatoes, carrots & topped with whisky mustard sauce.

Homemade Sweets

  • Bread Pudding
    $4.95
    House made Bailey’s Irish Cream Bread Pudding served with a Jameson whiskey sauce.
  • Guinness Brownie
    $4.95
    Served warm, topped with chocolate sauce, & vanilla bean ice cream.
  • Bailey’s Cheesecake
    $5.50
    Served with a homemade whipped Irish Cream topping.
  • Apple Tartlet Ala Mode
    $4.95
    Fresh made tart, with caramel! Warmed- then served with vanilla bean ice cream.
  • Scotch Ice Cream
    $6.60
    Vanilla bean ice cream topped with Auchentoshan triple wood scotch & coffee liquor. Sorry must be 21 years old to enjoy.